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German engineers discussing car suspension modification while one holds a beer instead of doing the work properly.
Somewhere in Germany, 1985: / "Karl, wie must move the spring for the axle on the AWD version." / "Nein, Klaus, I have ein fantastisch ideal Höld mein Bier"
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